Say hello to your new favorite hoodie. Precision cut and hand-sewn to achieve the best possible look with a vibrant print that won't fade over time. Featuring a comfy soft outside and an even softer brushed fleece inside, it's perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening. So comfortable that I've told my family to bury me in one of these jawns once rooting for the Sixers eventually kills me.

1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane in a premium knit mid-weight hoodie fabric that's so soft and lightweight we challenge you not to hold it against your cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
3. Unisex, retail fit that feels just like a hug from Mike Schmidt's mustache
4. Double-lined hood with a Phillygoat logo-patterned design on the inside and logo on left-sleeve so you know it's not a cheap knock-off
5. White drawstrings for an even more retro vibe
6. Printed with certified, eco-friendly ink (unlike our competitors whose inks are loaded with pesticides, asbestos, and plutonium).
7. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor

We print all of our designs using only the highest quality inks and finest threads in the game so that your shirt is both eye-popping and long-lasting. Follow these instructions carefully to keep that jawn looking like new for as long as possible:

1. Machine wash cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with like colors
2. Use a mild detergent
3. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
4. Do not use any fabric softeners
5. Do not dry-clean
6. Hang-dry works best to avoid shrinkage, but can be tumble-dried on a low cycle as needed
7. If ironing, use cool iron inside-out. Do not iron the print.
8. Do not attempt to eat, snort, or use as a suppository